‘Dr. Oxlove’, Or ‘How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love the Chirpse’
Roses are red, Nerds sometimes get horny, But how can we express ourselves Without rhymes that are corny? *** Lately it seems that any budding… Read More ›
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#veggiepledge nearly made me relapse
This is not the first time I have written about being an Eating Disorder survivor, and I am continually open about my experiences of it,… Read More ›
Corpus Christi cops creepy communication
The JCR president of every college at Cambridge, and at least Corpus at Oxford, if not others, has received a strange and somewhat creepy letter… Read More ›
An open letter to Oxford’s social media Socialists
TW: Tory Bashing, Non-Labour Bashing, Cyberbullying I’m writing this as an open letter to the few vocal left wingers out there that currently dominate the… Read More ›
#safetypin isn’t simply textbook virtue signalling, it’s downright insulting
When Twitter user ‘Miss Pommery 1926’ started the now viral #safetypin campaign two days after referendum results day, I’m totally convinced the move was well-intentioned.… Read More ›
BREXIT according to Blackadder
Hungover and tired of unpacking? Fear not, weary ball-goers. VERSA has summarised the latest reactions to BREXIT for you. Now whip off those tails, sit… Read More ›
The worst student reactions to Brexit
A round up of the mayhem and madness… Yesterday Oxford students, having fallen asleep in Great Britain, woke up to find themselves in Little England.… Read More ›
German dominance sucks – but since the EU benefits students like me, it’s Remain über alles
Finally, this depressing and divisive referendum campaign is at an end. Perhaps now Cornmarket Street can be reclaimed from the leafleters and placard holders. I’ve… Read More ›
An open letter to sporty people
Why do you like VKS so much? Objectively- a disgusting drink that should only be consumed by 15 year olds whose livers and taste buds… Read More ›
Is there an ethical problem with private tutoring?
In an act that strongly supports the theory that Wadham doesn’t want equality, rather an inversion of inequality, a tutor at Wadham a couple of weeks ago… Read More ›
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Oxford ‘Night-Climber’ Caught Wanking Outside College Wife’s Room
The notorious student known only as the ‘Oxford Night-Climber’ has been found passed out this morning, with a college tie roped tightly around his neck, and… Read More ›