VERSA | Trouble in the People’s Republic of NoHeterOx

After consulting with the NoHeterOx Politburo, General Secretary Tam Guobadia issued an official decree re-iterating the principles of the radical paradise. According to the statement, the site was not a “safe space”(i.e. a space where certain subjects or views are deemed inappropriate for the protection of all its users), before the statement listed the various dangerous opinions, such as Zionism and supporting the police, would not be tolerated, rather emulating the nature of a safe space  in order to keep the forum more open to new ideas. Indeed, so important was protecting this space from being a safe space that the benevolent administrators took to banning many of those dangerous “homonormative assimilationists”, known for supporting outrageous things like equality under the law, in an act of sound judgement.

Our beloved General Secretary also announced that the establishment of re-education camps where inmates will be forced to beg for forgiveness in front of cardboard cut-outs of the cast of Orange is the New Black, burn all books by or featuring Germaine Greer and Julie Bindel, and either dye their hair in a shade of neon or pierce their septum. In addition, some of those banned have been rumoured to have been assassinated by NoHeterOx-Ko-ordinated Vigilante Department (NKVD), even those hiding in Mexico weren’t safe.

Meanwhile, the pudenda pedants in the Democratic State of Cuntry Living have also been on the march in order to keep discussion flowing. Many report being hounded and intimidating after going too far by being so bold as to point out potential hypocrisy in calling for the destruction of gender binary while supporting the rights of transgender people to change from one gender identity to another. One suspects that a similarly painful fate will befall those who dare to question authority, moral or otherwise.

Some views seem to be more equal than others.