VERSA | BREAKING: Stu sees off Zu in triumphant sweep to power – or, at least, Union presidency…

Stu’s victory wasn’t casualty free, the Wadham left is said to be distraught and Abbas Kazmi & co will be crying into their champers at their “legendary” Bridge table.

The margin of victory was over 1000 to around 400, the biggest in recent contested-electoral history.

Of course, the election isn’t done & dusted yet – members of the Union now have 48 hours in which to tribunalise (‘trib’) their enemies. Complaints should be addressed in writing to the Returning Officer, Robert Boissonneault.

Stu’s crew flew through the election with aplomb, #STEP took the posts of Librarian, Treasurer and Secretary, as well as 4 of the 5 places on the Standing Committee and 7/11 Seccies

VERSA, fully prepared to be tribbed itself wishes all parties the best of luck in their future ventures.

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