October 2016 | Page 2 of 2 VERSA

Humbug:

Isn’t second week awful!? What with essays, hangovers, and diminishing bank accounts, the Oxford mire is ever increasing. To help navigate you through the shit,… Read More ›

News:

Merton JCR has accepted it has no banter, and announced its intention to go back to work. VERSA can reveal that the declaration of war… Read More ›

Archive:

Dear Freshers, On behalf of Oxford I think everyone in the system would like to apologise for the baffling piece of self-congratulatory heritage masturbation that… Read More ›

News:

Sick of being called the ‘place where fun goes to die’ and still reeling from Norrington-gate 2015, Merton has decided to reinvent itself as the… Read More ›

Archive:

The sun rises over the city of Oxford, and the reality sets in that having that extra shot or three in Wahoo was not as… Read More ›

News:

Strange hoodies, JCRs signed up and intriguing Facebook activity, the new app “Cashew” seems to be everywhere. But what is it? Who are these guys taking… Read More ›

Fake News:

Director of Communications at global terrorist organisation, ISIS, cited Oxford student journalism as a key influence in the group’s styling and image. Considering that the… Read More ›

Archive:

The carnage that is Oxford Freshers’ Week is about to erupt in our historic city and with it will arrive thousands of new undergrads. VERSA decided… Read More ›