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BREAKING NEWS: Cherwell Retracts Entire Newspaper

BREAKING NEWS: Cherwell Retracts Entire Newspaper

21st October 2017

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In a shock decision, Cherwell has decided to retract every single article it has ever written. The ‘independent’ ‘news organisation’ has since deleted its website,… Read More ›

Oxford ‘Night-Climber’ Caught Wanking Outside College Wife’s Room

Oxford ‘Night-Climber’ Caught Wanking Outside College Wife’s Room

19th October 2017

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The notorious student known only as the ‘Oxford Night-Climber’ has been found passed out this morning, with a college tie roped tightly around his neck, and… Read More ›

Imposter Syndrome Highest Amongst LMH Freshers, Survey Finds.

Imposter Syndrome Highest Amongst LMH Freshers, Survey Finds.

19th October 2017

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A survey conducted by VERSA’s campaign for student satisfaction found that record numbers of freshers at Lady Margaret Hall suffered from ‘Imposter Syndrome’. The survey… Read More ›

‘Oxlove’ Proven More Successful Than ‘E-Harmony’, ‘Match.com’ And Actually Going Outside, Study Finds

‘Oxlove’ Proven More Successful Than ‘E-Harmony’, ‘Match.com’ And Actually Going Outside, Study Finds

19th October 2017

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Researchers at the University of Oxford’s social sciences department have revealed that the lonely-hearts Facebook page ‘Oxlove’ is more effective in matching couples together than… Read More ›

Straight White Man refuses treatment for splinter

Straight White Man refuses treatment for splinter

20th March 2017

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Unlikely Wadham undergrad John Luke Smith has reportedly survived after being picking up a nasty shard of wood in his thumb from a dodgy oar… Read More ›

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VERSA: Wadham Warden calls JCR president “silly special snowflake millennial”

21st February 2017

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Disclaimer: none of these events actually occurred, and this is a work of fiction. According to sources, the warden muttered, “try it, you silly special snowflake… Read More ›

Christ Church JCR scouts feedback

Christ Church JCR scouts feedback

17th February 2017

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Christ Church JCR members have created the position of a Staff Liaison Officer in order to pass on feedback regarding the performance of their scouts… Read More ›

#EdgyPledge 2016 has arrived

#EdgyPledge 2016 has arrived

23rd November 2016

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Welcome to the official group for #EdgyPledge 2016! To get involved with our campaign, simply post your name, college and pledge to go #Edgy for… Read More ›

Introducing VERSA’s new project: VERSopticA

Introducing VERSA’s new project: VERSopticA

27th October 2016

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Following on from the success of Humbug, VERSA is thrilled, titillated, elated, delighted, excited, proud and pleased to announce its latest venture:  *~VERSopticA~* VERSopticA aims to encourages… Read More ›

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Government announce web-space cap on arsey student journalism

18th October 2016

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This week Theresa May has threshed out plans for a crackdown on the amount of internet being ‘sapped up’ by Oxford student journalism with its… Read More ›