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Christ Church JCR scouts feedback

Christ Church JCR scouts feedback

17th February 2017

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Christ Church JCR members have created the position of a Staff Liaison Officer in order to pass on feedback regarding the performance of their scouts… Read More ›

#EdgyPledge 2016 has arrived

#EdgyPledge 2016 has arrived

23rd November 2016

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Welcome to the official group for #EdgyPledge 2016! To get involved with our campaign, simply post your name, college and pledge to go #Edgy for… Read More ›

Introducing VERSA’s new project: VERSopticA

Introducing VERSA’s new project: VERSopticA

27th October 2016

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Following on from the success of Humbug, VERSA is thrilled, titillated, elated, delighted, excited, proud and pleased to announce its latest venture:  *~VERSopticA~* VERSopticA aims to encourages… Read More ›

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Government announce web-space cap on arsey student journalism

18th October 2016

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This week Theresa May has threshed out plans for a crackdown on the amount of internet being ‘sapped up’ by Oxford student journalism with its… Read More ›

The black and white of the ISIS flag bears remarkable resemblance to the VERSA logo

ISIS Director of Communications lists the Qur’an and Oxford student journalism as inspirations

9th October 2016

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Director of Communications at global terrorist organisation, ISIS, cited Oxford student journalism as a key influence in the group’s styling and image. Considering that the… Read More ›

What if Momentum’s next target was Oxford alumni

What if Momentum’s next target was Oxford alumni

29th September 2016

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Momentum, the activist group behind Jeremy Corbyn’s successful bid in the recent Labour leadership contests, once again declared war at the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool. The… Read More ›

Tutor doing ‘pretty good’ job of hiding total contempt for students, academia, and own life

Tutor doing ‘pretty good’ job of hiding total contempt for students, academia, and own life

30th April 2016

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It has been revealed that a philosophy tutor is making concerted efforts to conceal his strong dislike for the undergraduates he sees on a weekly… Read More ›

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I never pay VAT at Itsu. Does that make me a dirty tax-dodger?

19th November 2014

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Fuck the pasty tax. This is Oxford: the edamame bean tax is real, and it’s infringing my liberty