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History student baffled by lecturers strike: ‘We had lectures?’

History student baffled by lecturers strike: ‘We had lectures?’

24th February 2018

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Humanities students across the university have been left scratching their heads this week over the developing story of the UCU lecturers strike. Most students, it… Read More ›

Keble fresher starts ‘Sports-Ban’ in lead up to 7th Week Bop

Keble fresher starts ‘Sports-Ban’ in lead up to 7th Week Bop

21st February 2018

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Intrepid Keble first year, Ivanna Blue, announced in the JCR last night that she would be embarking upon a strict sports ban over the following… Read More ›

No amount of glitter can outsparkle the crushing inner darkness, scientists find

No amount of glitter can outsparkle the crushing inner darkness, scientists find

20th February 2018

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A recent scientific study has revealed that no quantity of glitter can conceal the devastating emptiness that ravages each and every one of us. This… Read More ›

Kit Eastwood’s Weekly

Kit Eastwood’s Weekly

18th February 2018

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Geography It’s impossible to write about Geography without slipping into the familiar cliches. But, it really does deserve all the shit that gets flung at… Read More ›

No one leaves Oxford a virgin: College Families have F*cked Us All

No one leaves Oxford a virgin: College Families have F*cked Us All

18th February 2018

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The Oxford student body woke this morning to find their world shattered – and yet, oddly resolved – by information leaked from the Experimental Psychology… Read More ›

Spirit of Unity: Hassan’s and Ahmed’s Enter Diplomatic Talks

Spirit of Unity: Hassan’s and Ahmed’s Enter Diplomatic Talks

15th February 2018

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The western world has been shocked by reports emerging from Brasenose Lane this morning that sworn enemies, Hassan’s and Ahmed’s, still technically at war after… Read More ›

Ticket Touts Kneecapped Under New Bullingdon Regime

Ticket Touts Kneecapped Under New Bullingdon Regime

12th February 2018

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Last night, three Bullingdon ticket touts were subject to a brutal attack, kneecapped with a Black and Decker power tool. This is the latest developments… Read More ›

Man Who Eats Huel Every Meal Shits Himself for a Third Day Running

Man Who Eats Huel Every Meal Shits Himself for a Third Day Running

11th February 2018

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A man who has replaced all his meals with Huel, the nutritional powdered food that contains all the proteins, carbohydrates, and fats that make up… Read More ›

Scientists Discover Welfare Tea Reduces Risk of Depression by 200%

Scientists Discover Welfare Tea Reduces Risk of Depression by 200%

9th February 2018

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Scientists at the Tetley Faculty for Psychological Research have, for the first time, found a conclusive correlation between the consumption of Earl Grey Tea and… Read More ›

OxFrenzy: Panic on our Streets

OxFrenzy: Panic on our Streets

13th November 2017

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Students across the university were confronted with a shocking scene this morning. Upon their customary morning browse, many Facebook users were aghast to find that… Read More ›