Dear Vice Chancellor

I Couldn’t Keep My Hands Out The Cookie Jar, What Should I Do?

I Couldn’t Keep My Hands Out The Cookie Jar, What Should I Do?

6th June 2017

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Dear Vice Chancellor:

Dear Vice Chancellor, I was hoping you could help a friend of mine with an intimate issue. This friend of mine was boogying away at… Read More ›

Turl Street Kitchen ~ 2 Days Ago

I Took A Year Out To Find Myself And Didn’t Even Get A Boyfriend: What do I do?

16th May 2017

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Dear Vice Chancellor:

Dear Vice Chancellor, So: my gap year was great fun – I rode some elephants (cruelty-free obvs). Sampled some amazing cuisine that disappointingly means I… Read More ›

Catching Crabs

Catching Crabs

2nd May 2017

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Dear Vice Chancellor:

Dear Vice Chancellor, I have a rather, ahem, embarrassing issue. On Wednesday of Torpids week after Park End, I became, um, intimate with the Merton… Read More ›