Bishan Morgan Articles by: Bishan Morgan

A majority of students voted remain, and are concerned about the leave result

EU referendum: Oxford students react to leave vote

25th June 2016

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With 75% of 18 to 24-year-olds voting to remain in the EU, the leave result has left many students feeling disheartened. Data from YouGov shows… Read More ›

Last human college president to be replaced by shape-shifting lizard

Last human college president to be replaced by shape-shifting lizard

11th May 2016

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VERSA can confirm that there will be no more human beings in charge by the start of the next academic year. As part of their… Read More ›

Night porter settles comfortably into next episode of Friends

Night porter settles comfortably into next episode of Friends

9th May 2016

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We can confirm that a college night porter has just started another episode of the hit TV show, Friends. The 49-year-old employee reportedly put his… Read More ›

Brave.

Amazing! Fearless fresher begins email to tutor with ‘Yo’

2nd May 2016

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We can confirm that Brian Anderson, first year PPEist and total wild card, has written a formal email to his tutor beginning with ‘Yo’. Ruling… Read More ›

Tutor doing ‘pretty good’ job of hiding total contempt for students, academia, and own life

Tutor doing ‘pretty good’ job of hiding total contempt for students, academia, and own life

30th April 2016

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It has been revealed that a philosophy tutor is making concerted efforts to conceal his strong dislike for the undergraduates he sees on a weekly… Read More ›

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Louise Richardson the new principal of St Andrews University

Sacré bleu! Oxford University’s Vice-Chancellor earns salary

1st March 2016

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A shocking exposé has revealed that Vice-Chancellor Louise Richardson reportedly earns a salary. Social media is in uproar that an experienced, high-profile member of staff should make… Read More ›

Is Stuart Webber too handsome for the Oxford Union?

Is Stuart Webber too handsome for the Oxford Union?

8th February 2016

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Do you find yourself lost in the President’s forget-me-not eyes? The Oxford Union has found itself embroiled in yet another controversy, with many claiming that… Read More ›

Can Alan Rickman and a tortoise save the world?

Can Alan Rickman and a tortoise save the world?

15th December 2015

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Alan Rickman has joined forces with a tortoise to make a video for charity. The Harry Potter star has provided the voice-over for a short clip of a… Read More ›