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What makes the perfect crewdate?

What makes the perfect crewdate?

3rd February 2016

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Here at VERSA, we’ve had our crack team of boffins on the case, analysing statistics and doing a variety of other vaguely scientific activities in… Read More ›

VERSA reviews the week ahead: 3rd Week HT16

VERSA reviews the week ahead: 3rd Week HT16

1st February 2016

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Ahh 3rd Week – not quite far enough into term to really call yourself ‘tired’ just yet… so here are some things to keep you… Read More ›

I’ve had enough… Oxford Castle Must Fall!

I’ve had enough… Oxford Castle Must Fall!

20th January 2016

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The legacy of the Norman conquest is insidious and painful to me. Each time I want to go clubbing, I am forced to relive the… Read More ›

How I almost got a sugar daddy in Paris

How I almost got a sugar daddy in Paris

11th January 2016

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Or: why sometimes, it’s worth saying ‘yes’ just for the experience.  Four months on since I moved to Paris for my year abroad, I’ve had… Read More ›

Merton moles unmasked

Merton moles unmasked

9th December 2015

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It is the dark hour of 8pm, as a hazy, black mist settles around a vaguely oppressive castle complex. The remaining scraggle of sad Merton… Read More ›

Not quite a match made in heaven...

Disco Stu’s Burning Down the House didn’t quite get into it’s groove

4th December 2015

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Queues and shit bouncers meant Disco Stu’s Burning Down the House couldn’t get it’s groove on Disco Stu’s x Burning Down The House – a… Read More ›

So, where exactly is the easiest place to pull in Oxford…?

So, where exactly is the easiest place to pull in Oxford…?

30th November 2015

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On a night out, there is only ever one thing on everyone’s mind, so VERSA thought we’d investigate where is easiest for you to do… Read More ›

Even OUSU’s election was more fun than the Union’s this term

Even OUSU’s election was more fun than the Union’s this term

27th November 2015

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In other news, the Oxford Union is holding its termly elections today, and you didn’t even notice… Questionable Facebook accounts, accusations of intimidation and promises… Read More ›

I lost my virginity to a Romanian prostitute

I lost my virginity to a Romanian prostitute

25th November 2015

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After losing my virginity to a Romanian prostitute, I wondered how spunking into a condom really ‘made me a man.’ At the back end of… Read More ›

Oxford Brookes Labour Chair joins the Tories…again

Oxford Brookes Labour Chair joins the Tories…again

24th November 2015

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Berk Bektas has once again swapped parties amid an internet storm… Anyone who has met Berk Bektas will know that he takes his left-wing principles… Read More ›