Miscellaneous

Oxford facing unprecedented homelessness crisis

14th June 2017

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Miscellaneous, News:

Versa can reveal that there is, simply put, a crisis occurring in homelessness in Oxford. Services are being slashed to the bone due to council… Read More ›

Furry Walls and Sparkly Balls – Lola Lo’s changes to Fever

Furry Walls and Sparkly Balls – Lola Lo’s changes to Fever

20th May 2017

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Culture, Lifestyle, Miscellaneous:

Fever, the newish nightclub on Magdalen St has replaced the much loved, much hated Lola Lo’s – that place we all sold our souls to… Read More ›

Much Ado about Student Problems: Garden Play Review

Much Ado about Student Problems: Garden Play Review

10th June 2016

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Archive, Miscellaneous:

Astonishing, I know, that VERSA, the cultural equivalent of a nappy wipe, has been asked to do yet another theatre review. (Obviously all the hanging… Read More ›

Oxford Lancers annihilate Cambridge in tenth American Football Varsity match

Oxford Lancers annihilate Cambridge in tenth American Football Varsity match

12th May 2016

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Miscellaneous:

Amid balls and looming deadlines, I managed to find time on Saturday 7th May to head down to Abingdon to watch the eagerly awaited tenth… Read More ›

VERSA interviews Elrica Degirmen on ‘freeze peach’, sincerity and stereotypes

VERSA interviews Elrica Degirmen on ‘freeze peach’, sincerity and stereotypes

4th May 2016

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Miscellaneous:

On Tuesday I met Elrica Degirmen, the Manchester Student-cum-Oxford BNOC (kinda) known for her notorious posts on Open Oxford. ‘Robust dissenting opinions’, as one member recently put… Read More ›

Brave.

Amazing! Fearless fresher begins email to tutor with ‘Yo’

2nd May 2016

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Archive, Miscellaneous:

We can confirm that Brian Anderson, first year PPEist and total wild card, has written a formal email to his tutor beginning with ‘Yo’. Ruling… Read More ›

Vino with VERSA: David Klemperer on why the NUS should “get off its soap box, and do the work.”

Vino with VERSA: David Klemperer on why the NUS should “get off its soap box, and do the work.”

27th April 2016

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Miscellaneous:

It was a dark and dribbly night, so when David Klemperer handed me a generous glass of vintage Alsace, things were looking up. I was, however,… Read More ›

Moronic students confuse NUS Presidency candidate with party island

The real reason for Malia’s election victory revealed

21st April 2016

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Miscellaneous:

Morons have triumphed in the first two days of the annual NUS conference in Brighton, with delegates accidentally voting for a raging anti-Semite. Moronic students… Read More ›

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelorettes

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelorettes

20th April 2016

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Miscellaneous:

It’s the list you and all your friends and family have been waiting for! We present to you the 10 most eligible bachelorettes in Oxford,… Read More ›

The Ashmolean is a foul monolith of colonialism and must be torn down

The Ashmolean is a foul monolith of colonialism and must be torn down

8th April 2016

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Miscellaneous:

Looming over Beaumont Street like the spectre of the British Empire which it so embodies, the Ashmolean triggers me every time I walk past its… Read More ›