A man who has replaced all his meals with Huel, the nutritional powdered food that contains all the proteins, carbohydrates, and fats that make up a balanced diet, plus all 26 essential vitamins and minerals, has shat himself, again.

Joe Launders*, who prides himself on his life hacks and does his work sat on an exercise ball, like a Google exec, remains enthusiastic about Huel’s nutritional and economic advantages. He says ‘It’s great! Each meal works out at only £1.33.’ He has not, it seems, taken into account the additional cost of dry-cleaning.

Joe cites his desire to get in shape and back on the dating scene before Valentine’s as his key motivation for buying the sloppy drink. He has admitted, however, that in its initial stages, Huel has proved less of an aid than a hindrance with the ladies. ‘It’s not just my self esteem that seems sloppy these days’, he commented.

Of course, this is not to say that Huel does not provide a meal which is vegan, simple and delicious. Its benefits are numerous and Joe remains optimistic, pointing out the free Huel t-shirt and shaker, as well as the significant deal of weight he has lost so far.

*Name changed due to embarrassment

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