A young medical student at Christ Church has been praised for her astonishing commitment to her medical degree. Judged an ‘extraordinary, able young lady’ and ‘too clever!’ the girl has quickly risen to the top of the class thanks to her out of hours practice.

The student has also admitted to using substances to aid her clinical skills, praising a morning cup of green tea for its focus enhancing qualities.

The boyfriend, recovering from his latest operation, was not available to comment. Recently he has been lauded by women across the university as ‘the ideal 21st century man’ and ‘nearly a feminist’, for sacrificing his degree as well both legs in order to advance his girlfriend’s career.



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