VERSA | An open letter to sporty people

Objectively- a disgusting drink that should only be consumed by 15 year olds whose livers and taste buds are not equipped to deal with anything else. Do you have low blood sugar from running about, squatting, or whatever you do? What clothes did you wear before your wardrobe became colonised with odious and often ill- […]

VERSA | German dominance sucks – but since the EU benefits students like me, it’s Remain über alles

Finally, this depressing and divisive referendum campaign is at an end. Perhaps now Cornmarket Street can be reclaimed from the leafleters and placard holders. I’ve already voted – the beauty of the postal ballot. Admittedly, the motives behind my decision were mainly selfish. Yet when I look at the alternative – decreased university funding, and […]