Archive for October, 2016

The Humbug#1: VERSA’s weekly digest

The Humbug#1: VERSA’s weekly digest

16th October 2016

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Isn’t second week awful!? What with essays, hangovers, and diminishing bank accounts, the Oxford mire is ever increasing. To help navigate you through the shit,… Read More ›

The Merton Library is seeing demobs return by the hour

Merton concedes defeat

16th October 2016

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Merton JCR has accepted it has no banter, and announced its intention to go back to work. VERSA can reveal that the declaration of war… Read More ›

The VERSA Guide to: Matriculation

The VERSA Guide to: Matriculation

15th October 2016

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Dear Freshers, On behalf of Oxford I think everyone in the system would like to apologise for the baffling piece of self-congratulatory heritage masturbation that… Read More ›

Merton College - still the place where fun goes to die

Merton JCR passes motion ‘declaring war’ on Corpus Christi

11th October 2016

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Sick of being called the ‘place where fun goes to die’ and still reeling from Norrington-gate 2015, Merton has decided to reinvent itself as the… Read More ›

Brooke's students descended on Oxford freshers nights in swarms

Brookes can bore off with its Oxford bashing. You love us really

10th October 2016

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The sun rises over the city of Oxford, and the reality sets in that having that extra shot or three in Wahoo was not as… Read More ›

VERSA | ‘What is this Cashew thing?’: Inside Oxford’s newest start up

VERSA | ‘What is this Cashew thing?’: Inside Oxford’s newest start up

9th October 2016

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Strange hoodies, JCRs signed up and intriguing Facebook activity, the new app “Cashew” seems to be everywhere. But what is it? Who are these guys taking… Read More ›

The black and white of the ISIS flag bears remarkable resemblance to the VERSA logo

ISIS Director of Communications lists the Qur’an and Oxford student journalism as inspirations

9th October 2016

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Director of Communications at global terrorist organisation, ISIS, cited Oxford student journalism as a key influence in the group’s styling and image. Considering that the… Read More ›

When I arrive at Oxford… #freshersweek2016

When I arrive at Oxford… #freshersweek2016

2nd October 2016

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The carnage that is Oxford Freshers’ Week is about to erupt in our historic city and with it will arrive thousands of new undergrads. VERSA decided… Read More ›