Some people at KCL have suggested that the national anthem be banned. We at VERSA quite like national anthems, so, understanding the need for inclusivity, we propose the following alternative:

‘Let’s make the safest space!
Ideas not to face!
Tories destroyed!
We’ll whine about little things,
Anthems no longer sing,
Corbyn rules everything,
Problems avoid!

No patriarchy,
No social hierarchy,
Karl Marx was right,
No person should bear arms,
Save for their wavy garms,
Down with industrial farms,
We know we’re right.’

This writer thinks his version is definitely better.

God save the left wing

God save the left wing



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