Archive for April, 2016

Oxbridge’s most problematic parties

Oxbridge’s most problematic parties

25th April 2016

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Controversy over college ball themes seem to have become such a regular occurrence that it can be hard to keep track of them all, so… Read More ›

At Least She Tried: Malia Bouattia hits back. Convinces no one.

At Least She Tried: Malia Bouattia hits back. Convinces no one.

25th April 2016

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In an unprecedented move even in the farcical alternate reality of student politics, Malia Bouattia has begun her Presidency by writing an impassioned self-defence in… Read More ›

Oxford backs IN

Oxford backs IN

24th April 2016

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Oxford University declares its official support for Britain’s membership of the European Union. In an email sent to all students last Friday, the Oxford University… Read More ›

Locals get Stormzy’s May day festival to Shut Up

Locals get Stormzy’s May day festival to Shut Up

22nd April 2016

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After outrage at a recent meeting, North Hinksey residents have been successful in moving ‘This is Mayday’, a 3000-capacity music festival away from the village. The festival… Read More ›

CUSU Cuts Restrict Tab Newspaper to the Browser

CUSU Cuts Restrict Tab Newspaper to the Browser

22nd April 2016

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Despite its recent commendable efforts to disassociate itself from the NUS, it appears as if our East Anglian counterparts are not themselves beyond reproach given… Read More ›

Oxford delegation wants out of NUS

Oxford delegation wants out of NUS

21st April 2016

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Earlier today, in the wake of the recent of election of Malia Bouattia to the NUS Presidency, the Oxford delegate slate Oh Well, Alright Then… Read More ›

Moronic students confuse NUS Presidency candidate with party island

The real reason for Malia’s election victory revealed

21st April 2016

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Morons have triumphed in the first two days of the annual NUS conference in Brighton, with delegates accidentally voting for a raging anti-Semite. Moronic students… Read More ›

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelorettes

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelorettes

20th April 2016

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It’s the list you and all your friends and family have been waiting for! We present to you the 10 most eligible bachelorettes in Oxford,… Read More ›

LMH to pilot ‘Foundation Year’ programme for students from under-represented backgrounds

20th April 2016

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From Autumn 2016, Lady Margaret Hall will be offering a ‘Foundation Year’, aimed at bringing students from traditionally under-represented backgrounds to Oxford. The debate about… Read More ›

University Challenge Final: Tabs from Peterhouse beat Oxford’s own John’s

University Challenge Final: Tabs from Peterhouse beat Oxford’s own John’s

18th April 2016

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Peterhouse beat St. Johns already this UC season in the quarter finals, and sadly this final was a repeat with a storming 215-30 scoreline in… Read More ›