Archive for January, 2016

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Of course Rhodes should fall! Too bad money talks…

29th January 2016

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£100 million, the price to pay to influence an Oxford college to keep up a statue of Rhodes… Opposition to RMF has been boringly predictable,… Read More ›

The library is full of dickheads and you are probably one of them

The library is full of dickheads and you are probably one of them

28th January 2016

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The weather is shit, freshers have realised that they hate the friends they made in Michaelmas and finalists have remembered that they need a 2.1… Read More ›

Oxford to join UCL with most expensive post grad application fee

Oxford to join UCL with most expensive post grad application fee

27th January 2016

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Thinking of putting off reality for another year by applying for a masters? Think again, as costs continue to rise. VERSA has learned that despite… Read More ›

Meat-free Mondays must materialise

Meat-free Mondays must materialise

27th January 2016

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For far too long now, the meat-crazed kyriarchy of college has imposed its carnivorous agenda on its poor protein-overloaded subjects. Whilst those with a penchant for mass-cruelty… Read More ›

The Edenic highs and maddening lows of a college romance

The Edenic highs and maddening lows of a college romance

22nd January 2016

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Upon accepting your Oxford offer, you were aware of signing yourself up for the stresses of relentless academic torment, but you weren’t aware that you’d… Read More ›

Wait, what? Did that bouncer just assault me?

Wait, what? Did that bouncer just assault me?

21st January 2016

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Let me set the scene for you. We had arrived at Bridge ridiculously early, out of paranoia that we may not get in, and the… Read More ›

I’ve had enough… Oxford Castle Must Fall!

I’ve had enough… Oxford Castle Must Fall!

20th January 2016

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The legacy of the Norman conquest is insidious and painful to me. Each time I want to go clubbing, I am forced to relive the… Read More ›

Oxford to paint the town pink in 2nd Week

Oxford to paint the town pink in 2nd Week

19th January 2016

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After raising £7000 in Cambridge last year, Pink Week has come to Oxford. With events at Freuds, G&D’s, Bridge and the Union, Oxford really is… Read More ›

‘Canapé, sir?’ Wadham to get new assistant butler

‘Canapé, sir?’ Wadham to get new assistant butler

18th January 2016

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In a shocking turn of events that has us here at VERSA disgusted, Wadham College – that heroic beacon of social equality – has been advertising… Read More ›

Collections: can you not?

Collections: can you not?

14th January 2016

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First week back at college, isn’t it lovely? All your friends have got new haircuts/coats/shower gels and everyone is excitedly sharing stories of their high-japes… Read More ›