Archive for October, 2015

Hallowed ground

Hogties, shitting, and the President of Poland: Oxford’s top 10 sconces

29th October 2015

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First, VERSA told you how to crewdate. Now, let’s see the fruits of your labour… It’s nine o’clock and your crew date is well under way.… Read More ›

OUSU bankrolls coaches for #GrantsNotCuts march

OUSU bankrolls coaches for #GrantsNotCuts march

29th October 2015

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It’s that time of year again, OUSU is once again funding students attending anti-austerity marches.  The NUS National Executive Committee has supported a national demonstration… Read More ›

RAGing Disaster

A RAGing disaster – ball set for loss

28th October 2015

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Oxford’s annual RAG ball is in peril after as lagging ticket sales threaten chances of any money being raised for charity. Two weeks ahead of the… Read More ›

HC SVNT DRACONES

OUSU spend £500 on service used by…nobody

28th October 2015

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It’s almost like they want us to write this… In my dreams, it’s all just a joke. A really upsetting joke. Oh, OUSU. Reliable, dependable… Read More ›

What the fuck even is gender anyway?

What the fuck even is gender anyway?

27th October 2015

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If ‘gender is a social construct’, then why is everybody so obsessed with perpetuating it? Let me preface this article with a few disclaimers. I… Read More ›

The Death Star

Catz-astrophic: news of anarchy from the tundra

23rd October 2015

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Naughty Catz freshers have taken to graffiti, drugs, and hospital visits to get through their first few weeks. That Norrington success doesn’t look like it’ll… Read More ›

What a load of pricks! Trinity condoms sabotaged

What a load of pricks! Trinity condoms sabotaged

22nd October 2015

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Some prick sabotaged condoms left out for emergency use by Trinity MCR. A college scout discovered the pierced condoms last Friday, which were immediately removed from… Read More ›

Oxford welcomes North Wadham

Oxford welcomes North Wadham

20th October 2015

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38: the number of slots on a roulette wheel, the number of degrees  needed to make a petition website, and, until recently, the number of… Read More ›

We suppose everything being equally shit still constitutes 'égalité'.

A letter from Paris: Never move to France. Ever

19th October 2015

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“Oui, tout de tout / Oui, je regrette tout.” Speaking as someone brought up in comfort (public school, then Oxford and being able to travel abroad… Read More ›

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelors – 2015

Oxford’s top 10 most eligible bachelors – 2015

19th October 2015

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VERSA’s most eligible bachelors got thousands of you ‘excited’, so we thought we’d update the list with the hottest names for the new academic year, because,… Read More ›