Eight innocent Magdalen freshers got deaned after someone shat in their bathtub at a party

A fun-filled fresher house party at Magdalen took a turn for the worst when a mysterious shitter defecated in the bathtub and caused the house’s residents to be hauled in front of college authorities. According to reports from party-goers, the festivities were still well underway through the early hours of the morning, with students from […]

Experience

Experience: It was just a very good school, and I’m a normal person really. Experience: Our brave correspondent reports from the front line of a fairly shit protest, where the most prominent feature was SWP hypocrisy. Experience: If you didn’t even go here, you’d be forgiven for thinking that living in a 500-year-old building with […]