Monthly archives: December 2014

The other day I was getting ready for an intersectional feminist spoken-word night at Cellar when I had something of an existential crisis. Don’t worry – I just meditated for a while and it was fine. I thought I’d gotten over it, but then something worse happened. When I got to Cellar, the night was […]

People, Uncategorised: We interviewed the man behind Michaelmas’s biggest controversy to find out the real reason behind THAT stray shit. News: They are still reeling from shit hitting the fan the morning after a wild house party. Or should that be the bath?

A fun-filled fresher house party at Magdalen took a turn for the worst when a mysterious shitter defecated in the bathtub and caused the house’s residents to be hauled in front of college authorities. According to reports from party-goers, the festivities were still well underway through the early hours of the morning, with students from […]

An exclusive opinion poll conducted for Versa is predicting that OUSU favourite Becky Howe is facing a threat from independent candidate Adam Roberts in this week’s election, which is set to end tomorrow. Both Roberts and Howe saw 17 per cent of respondents select them as their preferred candidate for president in the poll (conducted […]

News: Turnout is set to be very low in the election, which ends tomorrow People: Despite momentary uncertainty at the DROs’ desk, Wilshaw was in fact allowed to vote in Friday’s referendum

Over at OUSU Towers, they’ve got a pretty good system going for letting each other know what they want in their mugs at tea time: “Imo” likes her tea “Strong (Long time brewed) with some milk”, while “Matt” has a very unusual way of consuming his mid-morning refresher: “Tea drank through a Twix (ends bitten […]

Feeding hacks since 2014 Owing to my continued status as my college’s friendless ex-hack with no desire to attend Hall meals, I am one of a growing number of Oxford students who ends up in Itsu shortly before closing time every other night. I whap out my Bod card faster than you can say “salmon […]

Experience: It was just a very good school, and I’m a normal person really. Experience: Our brave correspondent reports from the front line of a fairly shit protest, where the most prominent feature was SWP hypocrisy. Experience: If you didn’t even go here, you’d be forgiven for thinking that living in a 500-year-old building with […]

It’s AshQ, ok? And no, I don’t have a surname. Surnames perpetuate class oppression. Obviously “X” and “Y” were choices on the table, but they’re too gendered. So it’s Q. I’m just one entity and cannot be dissected into this “forename” and “surname” bullshit, just as women have been dissected for generations into sexual objects. […]